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E o lege inca necanonizata dar demonstrata empiric conform careia orice umectare a caii de rulare blocheaza atat calea cat si rularea. Fluidul de pe strada este dusmanul fluidizarii circulatiei. De ce? Cum? Cum dracului? Nimeni nu stie. Dezlegarea marii taine va veni, cel mai sigur, dupa raspunsurile fundamentale la intrebarile ontologice. Nu oncologice, nu ornitologice, desi ambele ar fi valabile: mersul cu masina este in metastaza, iar porumbelul care livreaza noroc pe Calea Victoriei ingheata, pe cale de consecinta, tranzitul. De cacat.
Acum scuipatul pe strada devine o chestiune de interes strategic national. Pe vremuri flegma era reprobabila doar pentru ca expectoratia e dizgratioasa. Astazi insa, orice exces, cat de mic, de prezenta apoasa pe caldaram declanseaza paralizia . Ma astept la protestul maselor automobilistice la adresa unui astfel de obicei periculos:” Nu scuipa !!!! Mi-am luat Bentley de 400 de cai, macar sa-i dau si eu a doua, traiasca ma-ta!” , “Porumbelule, manca-ti-as pasarica ta, mai tine-te putin sa misc si eu X5-ul!”.
P.S. O masura salutara pe care vreau sa o propun de indata este limitarea sau chiar interzicerea circulatiei pietonale a cetateanului Cotabita. Acesta este cunoscut si pentru transpiratia abundenta, care, odata ajunsa pe strada, in timpul traversarii……etc
UPDATE: Cu domnul Cotabita sunt in relatii cordiale. Si eu transpir maxim asa dupa cum se poate vedea in direct.:)
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